A proposal

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I know you are not exactly that pretty and just a little bit smarter than the rest of the women I ever met. I also happen to know that you know that I am so damn frickin GORGEOUS --Please do admit it, it wont hurt.

I will never asked you to stop working and chasing up your career as I know that it might be my ticket to a passive income. I will love any baby that you produce and care them until they cried or shit their pants –-that will be the cue for me to shout your name: WULANnn!!!

I believe you also aware that I hate washing dishes, doing laundry, cleaning up the house, and basically other daily chores. I can cook, though, and I will let you pretend that every food i cook is delicious in order to maintain my ego. I am little bit workaholic and I don't hesitate to ignore you for the job and my dream. Nevertheless, there will still chances that I turned into a fat, jello-belly, bald, couch potato slug that is watching Fashion TV 18 hours a day. From the couch. While drinking coffee and smokes Dji Sam Soe.

While at the same time I expect you to grow into this sexy blazer-fitted MILF with pornstar-class body. 

So anyway...
What do you say about spending the rest of your life.. with an arogan-self-centered-egoistic-workaholic-jerk that loves you, just a little bit too much.

That was a question btw.